Who is in control?

We have to settle this issue once and for all. Who should be in control? I am not referring to who should make decisions in the family or who has the last say on all things. This is an issue about who should hold the television remote control and decide which channel the TV should be on. Funny, huh? Yeah, most people would say this is a silly thing to settle but sometimes I get mad when I have a sports game to watch but I can't because my son is watching Nickelodeon. Or though I want to watch the latest news, I can't because my wife is watching Lifestyle Network.

I've noticed my wife's addiction to cooking and fashion shows especially now that she is pregnant. I don't get it. She shouldn't be watching cooking shows knowing that her diet is on monitor and that she'd just feel sorry for herself not being able to eat anything that she wants, but she still watches Iron Chef America or Rachael Ray. She should be envious for not being able to wear gowns or dresses but she still watches Fashion TV.